Idiot 1: Look, a new Halo game. [Picks up Halo Wars]
Idiot 2: Nah mate, it’s shit. You just tell a bunch of men to run across a field. You don’t even get to fire a gun at anything.
Idiot 1: Oh. So why’s it called Halo?
Idiot 2: Fuck knows.
Pink guns, bullets and booty - I know that I’m going to hate Bayonetta, but this TV spot makes me want it more than a fat man wants Oreos. And fat men love Oreos.
When pondering over how to introduce myself to the world of Tumblr, I had thought about using the video above as a mechanism to describe the metaphorical link between Del’s fall and my temptation to use Tumblr.
Instead, I burst out laughing.
Hello, Tumblr. Play it cool.
About me
If it's a girl they're gonna name it Sigourney, after the actress. And if it's a boy they're gonna name him Rodney, after Dave.
